Lost Worlds

Better Let Mummy Pull That For You, Dear

Seen in Waitrose:

Explosives (Age of Purchase) Act 1976
It is illegal to sell crackers to anyone under the age of 16

(It is, however, perfectly legal, according to the Attorney-General, to bomb them to pieces, providing they are aren't exactly what you'd call... well, white.)

How Can This BE?

A West Yorkshire chip shop owner is being investigated after a complaint that his shop smells of fish and chips, according to the BBC.